zohria:

AVPS Umbridge is my role model.

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meanplastic:

when u are blogging in front of someone and gay porn appears on ur dash

meanplastic:

when u are blogging in front of someone and gay porn appears on ur dash

(via randomness-is-epic)

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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mustang-sal:

So this might be the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.

mustang-sal:

So this might be the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.

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kemeticballbuster:

please dont let dogs lick your face

they tongue their assholes to clean them love your self

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